Tuesday 9 December 2008

Things I have learned in the last couple of days


1) You can teach a goldfish to play football.
2) Getting a zip replaced on a pair of boots around here will set you back around the price of a nice new pair of boots.
3) Barclays charge a fiver for copies of bank statements.
4) Town before xmas is a callous, heartless place where one man will tread on anothers balls to get ahead in the queue.

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